Sunday, October 31, 2010

GOD HATES FIGS

Something else to hate. 

Mark 11:12-14 The next day as they were leaving Bethany, Jesus was hungry. Seeing in the distance a fig tree in leaf, he went to find out if it had any fruit. When he reached it, he found nothing but leaves, because it was not the season for figs. Then he said to the tree, "May no one ever eat fruit from you again." And his disciples heard him say it.

4 comments:

  1. Jesus was obviously having a low-blood-sugar hissy fit. He just blurted that out because he was hungry and pissed, and he didn't mean for the disciples to hear him ranting. But they were like an ancient version of Twitter and just followed him around jotting down whatever he said, regardless. So watch what thou sayeth 'cause you never know where it's going to wind-up or how it might be interpreted.

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  2. ROTFLMAO!!!

    Kinda childish for God to get pissed off at a tree, though, don'tcha think?

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  3. The old testament has the Abrahamic god tossing the most embarrassing temper tantrums. I suppose Jesus could be allowed a few petty hissy fits, too.

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